Copyright © 1999 - 2021, SkyWriting.Net (Bob Miller). He was notably very nervous and getting to the microphone he said loudly, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!” His congregation sat shocked. In his beautiful book, “I Shall Not Want,” Robert Ketchum tells of a Sunday School teacher who asked her group of children if anyone could quote the entire 23rd Psalm. 'Try Jesus, if you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.' I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave, it in the back of church. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster strongly condemns the intimidation and persecution of Pastafarians and free-thinkers. . I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. Every church has one: The big sign out front complete with changeable block letters. Jokes and witty conversation can make you feel closer to the people around you. Material posted on this website is for educational, personal, or non-profit use only! The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. It is written by committed Adventists that have no interest in tearing down the church. [Albert Einstein]' The lesson for the day was from Genesis. About Blog BarelyAdventist is a satire and humor blog on Adventist culture and issues. The Importance of Being Megan Thee Stallion — The rapper is at the top of her artistic game, finishing college, and defending her right to be young, Black, and free.— Megan Thee Stallion isn't hurting for stage time. Dec. 6, 2019. Love Poems ... counter +='alt="The Christian Counter"><\/a>'; var r = a.charAt(5)+a.charAt(6)+a.charAt(7); About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, ‘If you don’t be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place and he will have to start his sermon all over again!’  It worked.”. The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. They agree, and the pastor greets the family.